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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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