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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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