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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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