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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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