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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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