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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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