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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊
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