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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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