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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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