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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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