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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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