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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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