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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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