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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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