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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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