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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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