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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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