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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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