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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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