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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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