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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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