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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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