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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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