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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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