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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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