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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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