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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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