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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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