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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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