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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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