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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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