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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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