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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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