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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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