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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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