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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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