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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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