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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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