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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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