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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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