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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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