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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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