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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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