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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗
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