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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺
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