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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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