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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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