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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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