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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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