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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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