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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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