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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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