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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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