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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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