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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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