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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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