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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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