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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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