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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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